Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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