There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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