just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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