Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
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