Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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