My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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