Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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