I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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