there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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