I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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