when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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