My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Still dying that you shit outside
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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