sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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