So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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