We're like a lot better than the average bears
Nicole vs. Life
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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