like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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