Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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