Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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