she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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