well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I think my vagina is haunted
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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