Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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