Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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