Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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