if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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