My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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