: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
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