drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
where am i from again
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Randomize
