D3 body, D1 cock
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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