What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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