He uses pillows to masturbate.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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