Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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