that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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