do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
