i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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