he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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