You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I need water and some morals
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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