Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
grandma shit on top of the toilet
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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