Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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