I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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