i may or may not be watching the land before time
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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