If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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