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HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
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