Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
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