btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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