Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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