I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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