how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I supernannyed him into submission
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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