Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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