Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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