So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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