we're blogging at a bar
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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