do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Your cock deserves a montage
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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